THE GAME 
Right now that you have decided to enter I will now explain how to play
the game The game is.....
when ever you remember you are playing the game, you lose the game.
When you remember you are playing the game you must tell anybody nearby who is playing the game that you have lost, which makes them remember and thus lose. When you get enough people playing it, e.g. quite a lot of people in the School Common Room, when someone remembers and announces "I just lost the game" you will hear a large groan as loads of other people then lose the game.
To begin with everyone thinks the game is stupid, but after a few months you will truly appreciate the simplistic beauty of it.
In the end you will get to a point that whenever you hear the word "game" you will in fact lose the game. The longest I have gone without losing is probably about 2 months. There is also a 5 minuite buffer, in which the game resets. i.e. you cant continually lost the game, you can only lose it once in 5 mins, so hopefully you will have forgotten it again by the time it "starts" again.Anyway Its a lot of fun, and like I said now that you know how to play, you have no choice but to play it for the rest of your life!!
well now that you know how to play,you are playing
and you have already LOST the game!