some good jokes?

[cyberfriend]

I am really looking forward to enjoy some good clean jokes, just to laugh and share.
Like this one-'My wife loves sales. She would buy anything that marked 'down'. Yesterday she brought home an escalator!'

[APendejo]

So this biker walks into a saloon with a pig under his arm, and orders a beer.
The bartender say's " Hey buddy, we don't allow pigs in here"
The pig looks at the biker and says " It's ok Joe, wait outside, it will only take me a minute to finish this beer".
AP

[Pete]

Tall guy says to short guy,hows the weather down there---remember that one dont ya!!

[Scorpion]

Ok, I'm sitting here very patiently waiting for someone to fire off the first Blond joke. Hey, any good "bald" jokes out there. I'm as bald as a que ball and wouldn't mind seeing a few of those for sure. i don't mind lighting up the ceiling when i walk into a room or having the advantage that everyone buys me a hat during any run or celebration that comes around.
Scorpion

[Turdlefxst]

A couple is watching a show on psycology and how a sinlge sentence can make you happy & sad at the same time.
Guy says honey, I bet you can't tell me something that will make me happy & sad at the same time.
Wife says..................
You have the biggest dick of all your friends............

[KG6AML]

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/23/wo...pstone.html?em

[Scorpion]

Originally Posted by Turdlefxst

Wife says..................
You have the biggest dick of all your friends............

Now that is one of the shortest, but funniest lines I've read in a long time!
Scorpion